So close that I could touch you. I know it’s wrong, but I can’t stop myself. No, I can’t stop myself from making a move. I’m nervous but I’m telling the truth. It’s all I can do to get to you. I can’t get you out of my mind.

(Source: letmefallbacksouth)

I just finished my creative writing workshop and now i’m reading the Princess Bride awww yiiis~

I just finished my creative writing workshop and now i’m reading the Princess Bride awww yiiis~

matthewtboswell:

Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins

(Source: youngfueg0)

aragornwiththewind:

whenever i feel sad or embarrassed by my country or Government I just remind myself that at least I’m not American

I just plucked my eyebrows and decided on a uni.
such a productive day.

I just plucked my eyebrows and decided on a uni.

such a productive day.

chickensandwich:

“yeah, my personality is cool but have you seen my ass” 

othothegreat:

theongreyjoy:

im not sure that it matters to anybody, but my thoughts are with the LGBT community in Russia. Stay strong guys. I’m so fucking sorry.

it matters

juilan:

A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.

Jesse Lacey got drunk at a holiday party last year and karaoke’d “Sk8ter Boi”. During the bridge he disclosed some intimate details about one of his exes while on the mic. Several people have yet to forgive him. He is also the singer of this band.

Vin Accardi is a true mixologist with a mental database of at least fifty potent cocktails, many of which must be “pounded”. He fingers frets for a living.

Brian Lane has ridden a mini bike through a nightclub’s foam party. He is not only a genius but he is also the drummer.

Garrett Tierney has been known to go on makeoutclub.com, filter through all of the best looking girls interested in his band, then IM them with the surefire line “Yo”. He plays bass.

Brand New’s official website bio, August 2003 (via fghtffyrrss)

all-myapologies:

[slides out from under your couch] so who wants to talk about fall out boy

i really hope i spelled dual right…

shhhh no one will know~~ xoxo

That bastard is trying to get their hands on your beard... This has gone too far *busts out Merlin spell book*

@ladystephenfry